"It's a glorious time for funny money."


- Every financial analyst everywhere



Introducing a brand spankin' new ERC20 token that's belly jiggling good

...and priceless. It has no value. Honestly. It's just a joke.




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100% Guarantee

The risk of losing all of your virtual or real currency spent obtaining JAJ is 100%. You have a similar risk by throwing your wallet into a fire, but JAJ is much funnier and slightly less dangerous.

JAJ Front

JAJ

Have a buddy you want to get into crypto? Know someone hooked on hodling every esoteric coin they can find? Looking to send a gag-gift across the blockchain? Hate FOMO? Look no further! Send them some JAJ! It’s an ERC20 token with no value that’s already been to the moon!

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FUD Free

There is no fear, uncertainty, or doubt with JAJ. It will never have any value, other than being funny. It’s worthless (and therefore technically priceless). You can't profit from having nothing, but you can laugh about sending nothing to a friend as a joke.



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Sweet token conversion rate!

0.001 ETH = 1 JAJ

You can be the proud hodler of 1 whole JAJ for a measly 0.001 ETH.
You can also get tiny fractions of JAJ for even less.

Send ETH to this address to get your very own JAJ:
0x06bA799c9f87DE34c03A492ca353baf07d34B30C

ETH sent to the JAJ team is immediately used for:


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Meet Our Team

Toaster

CTO

(Chef Toasting Officer)

Hot headed but charismatic, and always makes the best toasts at parties.

Penguin

CFO

(Chief Fishing Officer)

Specializing in off-shore accounts, a true deep thinker who's always dressed to impress, he can float any project that gets under water, and nothing slides past him.

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CIO

(Chief Illumination Officer)

By far the brightest member of our team, and a real glass act.



Papers


Check out our whitepaper, yellowpaper, plastic, and a cool clock we found at a thrift store.



To the moon!

Moon Admire
Moon Rock
Moon Walk

Most tokens only dream of the moon,
JAJ has already been there...



FAQs

Frequently asked questions:

JAJ coins are hilarious ERC20 tokens with de minimis value (no cash equivalent or redeemable value). Using any sort of virtual or real currency to obtain JAJ is acknowledging that you are sending Something to get Nothing.

Not much. They have no function other than to spread great belly jiggling laughs. Each time you send or receive any amount of JAJ, please also tell someone a bad joke.
There are no refunds and there is no way to sell JAJ back to the issuer account. See the disclaimer below for the finer details.


0x06bA799c9f87DE34c03A492ca353baf07d34B30C


Sweet token conversion rate!

1 ETH = 1000 JAJ

You can be the proud hodler of 1 whole JAJ for a measly .001 ETH.
You can also get tiny fractions of JAJ for even less.

Send ETH to this address to get your very own JAJ:
0x06bA799c9f87DE34c03A492ca353baf07d34B30C


Do not send ETH from an exchange wallet. You will not receive JAJ if you send ETH from an exchange wallet; you will still lose all of your ETH, but you will not get any JAJ. That’s no way to make a belly jiggle. Please only send ETH from a wallet that supports ERC20 tokens.

Almost any wallet that officially supports ERC20 tokens can receive JAJ. Examples include: MetaMask, Ethereum Wallet, MyEtherWallet, Mist, Parity and Parity + Ledger, and imToken, etc. Please check with the wallet creator if you are unsure.

With your eyes... and with these tips!

Add JAJ to Ethereum Wallet or MIST

Add JAJ to MetaMask

Add JAJ to MyEtherWallet
Ask a friend, the wallet creator, or Dr. Google.

That depends on how many people have a sense of humor… the timing of the end of this initial sale is subject to change based on how well or ill received this joke is to the general public. There are no soft or hard caps, only the hat the penguin is wearing.



100% Guarantee

The risk of losing all of your virtual or real currency spent obtaining JAJ is 100%. You have a similar risk by throwing your wallet into a fire, but JAJ is much funnier and slightly less dangerous.

100% Chance
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No, but this FAQ list was designed to look like one...


DISCLAIMER (THE SERIOUS STUFF):
THIS WEBSITE IS FOR GENERAL INFORMATION PURPOSES ONLY, AND IS MEANT TO BE HUMOROUS, RIDICULOUS, SATIRICAL, AND TO BE INTERPRETED AS A JOKE. WHEN BROWSING THIS WEBSITE COOKIES ARE COLLECTED FOR DATA ANALYSIS AND YOUR CONVENIENCE (COOKIES ARE ALSO DELICIOUS). TO CLARIFY: THIS WEBSITE, INCLUDING ALL CONTENT OF THIS DOCUMENT AND ALL ASSOCIATED DOCUMENTS, DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A PROSPECTUS OF ANY KIND, DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN OFFER OF SECURITIES OR A PROMOTION, INVITATION, OR SOLICITATION FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES, AND DOES NOT REPRESENT ANY OTHER FINANCIAL INSTRUMENT IN RELATION WITH ANY COMPANY OF ANY KIND. THE TERMS OF CONTRIBUTION ARE NOT INTENDED TO BE A FINANCIAL SERVICES OFFERING DOCUMENT OR A PROSPECTUS. FURTHERMORE, JAJ TOKENS DO NOT REPRESENT ANY EQUITY, SHARES, UNITS, ROYALTIES, OR EQUIVALENT RIGHTS, OR ANY RIGHTS TO CAPITAL, PROFIT, DIVIDEND, OR INCOME, OR ANY OTHER FORM OF ECONOMIC OR VOTING PARTICIPATION IN OR RELATING TO THE NETWORK OR SOFTWARE OR IN THE ENTITY THAT ISSUES JAJ TOKENS OR ANY OTHER COMPANY OR ANY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY ASSOCIATED WITH THE NETWORK OR ANY OTHER EXISTING OR FUTURE PUBLIC OR PRIVATE ENTERPRISE, CORPORATION, FOUNDATION, OR OTHER ENTITY IN ANY JURISDICTION ANYWHERE. TO REITERATE: JAJ TOKENS ARE NOT INTENDED TO REPRESENT A SECURITY OR SIMILAR LEGAL INTEREST. OBTAINING AND HOLDING JAJ TOKENS PROVIDES NO FUNCTIONS OR BENEFITS OF ANY KIND. ANY CONTRIBUTIONS OF ANY KIND MADE TO US ARE CHARACTERIZED AS NON-REFUNDABLE AND NON-REDEEMABLE ACQUISITIONS OF JAJ TOKENS. THE PURCHASE OF JAJ TOKENS REPRESENTS A 100% RISK OF A TOTAL LOSS OF ANY MONIES, ASSETS, OR OTHER CAPITAL SENT BY THE CONTRIBUTORS.
BOTTOM LINE: JAJ TOKENS ARE LITERALLY JUST A JOKE. (ENJOY ANY BELLY JIGGLING LAUGHS THEY MAY BRING.)

If you're feeling generous and would like to donate to our project, please feel free to send
ETH and ERC20 tokens to: 0xDEde63f8B5eABe1Bc916785D6cF81582AD3a2fC3
BTC to: 3G9d6fK1Q5DMSwpTK41TCPwDjH7wphB8vw
(You will NOT get JAJ by sending donations, but we graciously accept all kindness you have to offer.)