- Every financial analyst everywhere
The risk of losing all of your virtual or real currency spent obtaining JAJ is 100%. You have a similar risk by throwing your wallet into a fire, but JAJ is much funnier and slightly less dangerous.
Have a buddy you want to get into crypto? Know someone hooked on hodling every esoteric coin they can find? Looking to send a gag-gift across the blockchain? Hate FOMO? Look no further! Send them some JAJ! It’s an ERC20 token with no value that’s already been to the moon!
There is no fear, uncertainty, or doubt with JAJ. It will never have any value, other than being funny. It’s worthless (and therefore technically priceless). You can't profit from having nothing, but you can laugh about sending nothing to a friend as a joke.
You can be the proud hodler of 1 whole JAJ for a measly 0.001 ETH.
You can also get tiny fractions of JAJ for even less.
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Frequently asked questions:
JAJ coins are hilarious ERC20 tokens with de minimis value (no cash equivalent or redeemable value). Using any sort of virtual or real currency to obtain JAJ is acknowledging that you are sending Something to get Nothing.
Not much. They have no function other than to spread great belly jiggling laughs. Each time you send or receive any amount of JAJ, please also tell someone a bad joke.
There are no refunds and there is no way to sell JAJ back to the issuer account. See the disclaimer below for the finer details.
You can be the proud hodler of 1 whole JAJ for a measly .001 ETH.
You can also get tiny fractions of JAJ for even less.
Do not send ETH from an exchange wallet. You will not receive JAJ if you send ETH from an exchange wallet; you will still lose all of your ETH, but you will not get any JAJ. That’s no way to make a belly jiggle. Please only send ETH from a wallet that supports ERC20 tokens.
Almost any wallet that officially supports ERC20 tokens can receive JAJ. Examples include: MetaMask, Ethereum Wallet, MyEtherWallet, Mist, Parity and Parity + Ledger, and imToken, etc. Please check with the wallet creator if you are unsure.
That depends on how many people have a sense of humor… the timing of the end of this initial sale is subject to change based on how well or ill received this joke is to the general public. There are no soft or hard caps, only the hat the penguin is wearing.
The risk of losing all of your virtual or real currency spent obtaining JAJ is 100%. You have a similar risk by throwing your wallet into a fire, but JAJ is much funnier and slightly less dangerous.
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DISCLAIMER (THE SERIOUS STUFF):
THIS WEBSITE IS FOR GENERAL INFORMATION PURPOSES ONLY, AND IS MEANT TO BE HUMOROUS, RIDICULOUS, SATIRICAL, AND TO BE INTERPRETED AS A JOKE. WHEN BROWSING THIS WEBSITE COOKIES ARE COLLECTED FOR DATA ANALYSIS AND YOUR CONVENIENCE (COOKIES ARE ALSO DELICIOUS). TO CLARIFY: THIS WEBSITE, INCLUDING ALL CONTENT OF THIS DOCUMENT AND ALL ASSOCIATED DOCUMENTS, DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A PROSPECTUS OF ANY KIND, DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN OFFER OF SECURITIES OR A PROMOTION, INVITATION, OR SOLICITATION FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES, AND DOES NOT REPRESENT ANY OTHER FINANCIAL INSTRUMENT IN RELATION WITH ANY COMPANY OF ANY KIND. THE TERMS OF CONTRIBUTION ARE NOT INTENDED TO BE A FINANCIAL SERVICES OFFERING DOCUMENT OR A PROSPECTUS. FURTHERMORE, JAJ TOKENS DO NOT REPRESENT ANY EQUITY, SHARES, UNITS, ROYALTIES, OR EQUIVALENT RIGHTS, OR ANY RIGHTS TO CAPITAL, PROFIT, DIVIDEND, OR INCOME, OR ANY OTHER FORM OF ECONOMIC OR VOTING PARTICIPATION IN OR RELATING TO THE NETWORK OR SOFTWARE OR IN THE ENTITY THAT ISSUES JAJ TOKENS OR ANY OTHER COMPANY OR ANY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY ASSOCIATED WITH THE NETWORK OR ANY OTHER EXISTING OR FUTURE PUBLIC OR PRIVATE ENTERPRISE, CORPORATION, FOUNDATION, OR OTHER ENTITY IN ANY JURISDICTION ANYWHERE. TO REITERATE: JAJ TOKENS ARE NOT INTENDED TO REPRESENT A SECURITY OR SIMILAR LEGAL INTEREST. OBTAINING AND HOLDING JAJ TOKENS PROVIDES NO FUNCTIONS OR BENEFITS OF ANY KIND. ANY CONTRIBUTIONS OF ANY KIND MADE TO US ARE CHARACTERIZED AS NON-REFUNDABLE AND NON-REDEEMABLE ACQUISITIONS OF JAJ TOKENS. THE PURCHASE OF JAJ TOKENS REPRESENTS A 100% RISK OF A TOTAL LOSS OF ANY MONIES, ASSETS, OR OTHER CAPITAL SENT BY THE CONTRIBUTORS.
BOTTOM LINE: JAJ TOKENS ARE LITERALLY JUST A JOKE.
(ENJOY ANY BELLY JIGGLING LAUGHS THEY MAY BRING.)